Hubby-jr: Gross, mei-mei(little sister)’s penis has sai-sai(poo).
Me: No, mei-mei doesn’t have a penis. She’s a girl, she has a vagina. You have a penis because you’re a boy.
Hubby-jr: Mei-mei doesn’t have a penis. Mei-mei has a vagina. Boy-boy (refering to himself) has a penis.
Me: Yes, that’s right.
Hubby-jr: Mommy, this teddy bear has a vagina. Teddy bear does not have a penis.
Boy, I caaan’t wait till I’ve to explain the birds and the bees. I’m sure it’ll be easy peasy! (You know I’m being sarcastic right?) Geez and I always thought the teddy bear was male.